Rollin' Like Sisyphus

U.S. Kills Disgruntled Former Employee

Posted in The Fail Pail by Huckleberry on May 2, 2011

Live footage reveals harrowing takedown. Plus, I spent my weekend chopping down a tree I had affectionatly named "Osama" for its lanky, burdsome, terroristic existence, proving that its all one big coincidence called life we're living here.

So, they caught the bastard.
Shot the bastard.
Celebrated the death of the bastard.
And promptly ditched the bastard overboard, all in less than 24 hours.
There’s nothing weird about that, right?
Anyway, its fun to watch my Facebook explode with the bloodlust from avowed “pacifists” declaring their joy as much for the bastard’s death as for the O-Force finally notching an inarguable W for once.
Well twice, if you count his weeklong victory lap for providing basic identification suitable for obtaining a driver’s license or earthquake insurance.
So, there you have it.
The last week of April, everything was coming up roses for my erstwhile foe, Barack “The All-American Shock” Obama.
Oh, and keep your head on a swivel, or you might get nuked.

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