Rollin' Like Sisyphus

O-Force Gets ‘Biblical’ With bin Laden

Posted in My Erstwhile Foe by Huckleberry on May 3, 2011

Leading the assault of Patriots and Soldiers of God, not from the front or the rear, but from the corner in the back of the room on a kiddie chair. Plus, the Smartest Vice President in the room is actually awake.


This insider’s account certainly explains what’s going on in the photo, as apparently the CIA Director executed a coup d’état in order to kill bin Laden, because the O-Force continued to dither and dally about even making a decision. Had to literally be pulled from the golf course and taken to a Sit Room to watch the operation he didn’t OK get underway.
This may be a complete fabrication, of course, but I tend to believe this more than the Second Coming of Andrew Jackson at the Battle of New Orleans that’s being crammed down our throats.

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As the details fall into place, and history writes itself before our very eyes, my erstwhile foe, Barack “Kung Fu Block” Obama has been described in many places as decisively leading the charge. One would think he hopped aboard Marine One himself, grabbing a rifle from the mantle above the fire place in the Green Room on his way. Picture vividly the O-Force slapping a banana clip into it, racking back the action while sprinting to the chopper and hopping aboard as it lifts off.
This, at least, seems to be the image that they want me to have of the whole affair.
Then, they released the picture of what the O-Force was actually doing, and I don’t know about you, but the lily seems a bit overly gilded to me.
Compare and contrast:

By calmly and meticulously overseeing the successful targeting of Osama bin Laden, President Barack Obama just proved himself — vividly, in almost Biblical terms — to be an effective commander-in-chief of the armed forces of the United States.


Barack Obama kept military commanders hanging by declaring he would ‘sleep on it’ before taking 16 hours to give the go-ahead to raid Bin Laden’s compound. Hit squads of specialist Navy Seals – who were not even told who they were preparing to capture – had practised the mission at two reconstructions of the terror chiefs sprawling compound. The mission looked set to be given the all clear last Thursday when analysts confirmed beyond doubt that Bin Laden was in busy town of Abbottabad in northern Pakistan. But the president stunned officials when he told a national security meeting that he wanted more time to think – and disappeared out of the room.

Really, now.
Again, look at the picture.
Which of these two accounts sounds more accurate, when combined with those optics?
The O-Force isn’t meticulously commanding anything. He looks like an executive assistant fresh out of State school, on a summer internship, to the VP in the starched blue shirt with the physique of a baked potato who has just been ordered to find the bossman another call girl because the last one just stole a wad of cash, and all of this blowing shit up is making him randy; that and the Viagra, so snap-to.


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  1. Arielle said, on May 4, 2011 at 10:23

    This is all just getting more and more amusing, in that black comedy sort of way.

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