Rollin' Like Sisyphus

That Sinking Feeling Is Just The Trapdoor Giving Way Beneath Your Feet; Pay It No Mind

Posted in A Chronicle Of Decline by Huckleberry on March 4, 2014

By the fingernails.

By the fingernails.


Once again, connecting the dots that you don’t want to, illustrating just how far we’ve fallen, and how far we have yet to fall:

The growing trend to turn every office job into a mild Bataan Death March, with really expensive desks.

Bandits vs. Illegals vs. Other Bandits vs. Border Patrol.

Mail truck spontaneously explodes on Southern California freeway, at 1AM; no injuries but the mail is gone.

Chicks dig the status of “expensive” cars, sort of, but 23.8% is nothing to write home about.

The 2010 Healthcare Demolition Act delayed again, because it’s just too awesome for you plebes.

2014 not looking great for the Democrats, despite “advantage” on “key issues” and stuff.

Couple burned by priorities in life, house fire. Mostly house fire.

I also got suspended from school for this, once upon a time.

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  1. El Borak said, on March 4, 2014 at 08:35

    the only suspension I ever got was for setting guitar picks on fire in 7th grade guitar class. And that was inschool – sit at a desk and stare all day at Mrs Swain, a woman on the wrong side of 50* who dressed like she was 17 and hot. Lame.

    * and 200

  2. Doom said, on March 4, 2014 at 09:38

    Hmm? You just don’t know how to enjoy the noose, my friend.

    For example… while 23.8, or a tripling increase over low status, isn’t that good, only worry if status is the only thing you have going for you. Or, if you really want a cow. They are sort of cute, and do come in handy, but they are mighty expensive in many ways. And all are one sort of Klingon or another.

    One old guy actually died in a fire, and he went back in… to get a cellphone. Urhm… to call the fire department. Hospitalization for a flat screen tv? More useless, but the price was smaller.

    I was kicked out of school for… fighting, chewing, smoking, fighting, kissing a girl… Hmm, more, but I can’t keep track of all the things they were fussy about. Oh, yeah, and the zero tolerance? I love it. It guarantees the boys will go out and buy, and own, a gun, as soon as they can dump the nannies.

    While my soul is sore from it, the devil inside? I’m loving it.

    • El Borak said, on March 4, 2014 at 13:56

      Speaking of a gun, my self-imposed exile from blogging appears to be over, as I started a new blog today, No Zombies Aloud. come on over and get yourself a free gun.

  3. Doom said, on March 4, 2014 at 09:40

    Wouldn’t like, let me try this… “I’m loving it.” – http://youtu.be/6YDTfEhChgw


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