Rollin' Like Sisyphus

It’s Never Too Early For Presidential Politics

Posted in Vote & Die by Huckleberry on August 12, 2014

Dyke ain't just a damn in Holland...

Ain’t just a damn in Holland…

We’ve finally arrived at a place and time when the Cult of Presidential Elections has essentially pushed a presidential campaign ahead of the election that technically precedes it. No one really gives a crap about the midterms coming up soon; the conclusion seems forgone, and let’s face it, the only drama left is watching Hillary! stumble about nearly infirm both physically and mentally.
And remember, Hillary! is someone who isn’t all there in the head for a while now:

[Clinton and McHugh] who are members of the real Senate and House Armed Services Committees, wrote a letter Thursday to the “The West Wing” fictional character Joshua Lyman, the White House chief of staff, concerning a statement in Wednesday night’s episode about closing Fort Drum in St. Lawrence County.

For those that wish to dismiss that as a clever, lighthearted bit of PR, do note the following:

It was a joke, but it was serious.

So yes, the next President of the United States, ladies and gentlemen!
But if I may be serious for a moment, I’d like to point out that Our Senile AARP President-Elect is making the exact same coy pitch that got her candidacy submarined last time – branding herself inevitable yet refusing to officially declare a run, all the while sweeping her debilitating medical condition under the rug and hoping to crest gently on the last dying gasps of the media’s influence in this, it’s last cycle of electoral relevance.
Didn’t work last time, won’t work this time for the same reason – the media loved themselves some Bill Clinton. Like catty romantic rivals, though, they don’t much care for Hillary!, they never have and never will. She is equal parts rival and wretch.
Mark your calendars – come November 8, 2016, Hillary Rodham Clinton will not appear on any ballot for the election of President of the United States of America.
If I’m wrong, I’ll buy you a coke.


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  1. El Borak said, on August 12, 2014 at 19:35

    in this, it’s last cycle of electoral relevance.

    We are getting a post on this, right?

    • Huckleberry said, on August 13, 2014 at 09:06

      We are getting a post on this, right?

      Oh, I would imagine more than one.

  2. Doom said, on August 12, 2014 at 19:49

    Fine. While I suspect you are correct, I would like a can or bottle of coke. Unless the stipulation is that she wins. If that turns out to be the stipulation, and fact, perhaps a couple of eight balls of the stuff would be preferred. What can od an elephant? Never mind.

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