Rollin' Like Sisyphus

How To Tell A Joke In Three Easy Steps

Posted in The Fail Pail by Huckleberry on September 25, 2014


1) Find a man named “Mitt”
2) Admire him for his Blessed underwear
3) Encourage him to run for President of the United States of America three consecutive times

Killer stuff:

Is Mitt Romney, who ran for the Republican presidential nomination and lost in 2008, ran again and won the nomination but lost the general election in 2012, really thinking about running yet again for president in 2016? Many Republicans have simply assumed not. Romney has seemed to discourage such talk in media appearances, and there has been a general belief that after losing as the party’s nominee, the 67 year-old Romney would return to private life for good.

That belief is wrong. Romney is talking with advisers, consulting with his family, keeping a close eye on the emerging ’16 Republican field, and carefully weighing the pluses and minuses of another run. That doesn’t mean he will decide to do it, but it does mean that Mitt 2016 is a real possibility.



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  1. El Borak said, on September 25, 2014 at 17:00

    I cannot imagine any circumstances under which there would be ‘plusses’ that arise from another Romney run. It’s like America pulls out the milk, discovers it’s spoiled, and then puts it back in the fridge thinking, Maybe it will taste better 4 years from now. No? Try another 4 years.

    I need to drink more not-milk, I swear.

  2. Doom said, on September 29, 2014 at 15:13

    Urhm, I saw that one coming, the photo, and was laughing before I confirmed… more so after.

    As to Romney, I think El B has that in spades.

    Still laughing.

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