Rollin' Like Sisyphus

He’ll Kill You With His Drone

Posted in Our Simple Affirmative Action President by Huckleberry on October 21, 2014

Not the drones you're looking for...

Not the drones you’re looking for…


No, not the Predators, but with his monotonous, rambling speeches that carry on ceaselessly without respite or remorse.
A crowd of fund-raisees in deep blue Maryland said ENOUGH and shuffled out of a 45-minute speechification by Our Simple Affirmative Action President barely 10 minutes into the proceedings:

President Barack Obama made a rare appearance on the campaign trail on Sunday with a rally to support the Democratic candidate for governor in Maryland, but early departures of crowd members while he spoke underscored his continuing unpopularity.

That’s rough, brother.
But don’t worry, Facebook’s got your back:

Some people are not happy with a Yahoo News story on a large portion of the crowd walking out on President Obama at a Maryland campaign speech Sunday — and they’re reporting it as spam. The walkout story is embarrassing to the president and casts a negative light on Democrats’ prospects on the eve of the November election. As political passions heat up, some people are letting their emotions get the better of them and reporting links to Facebook as spam.

Since Facebook is nothing but spam that pays for the privilege of bothering you, I find this amusing.
Of course, despite the weekly stories on the dwindling popularity of Our Simple Affirmative Action President, it’s worth noting that these have been a staple of pundits across the board since late 2009. The man’s entire run is marked by falling but never being fallen – his presidency is perfectly analogous to his speech; one long session of droning on and on to the point where people just get up and leave.
That’d be the inscription I’d place on the entrance to his library, if I had anything to say about it.
In other news, NO NEW EBOLA CASES IN FIVE (5) DAYS!!!!11!1! according to the media, despite grumblings that several African nations have simply 1) stopped counting new cases and/or 2) stopped releasing data to the public.
I’ve seen some mighty fine book-cookin’ in my day, but that takes the cake right there.

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  1. El Borak said, on October 21, 2014 at 13:20

    The funny thing is, Obama was never any good as a speaker. Never. Put him next to an excellent public speaker, and even with the same words in his mouth he’s unwatchable and always has been.

    • Huckleberry said, on October 21, 2014 at 13:34

      I really don’t understand where all of these myths about the man come from.
      He is not, nor has he ever been a good speaker.
      He is not, nor has he ever been a good rhetorician.
      He is not, nor has he ever been quick on his feet.
      He is not, nor has he ever been all that terribly bright.
      Our president, ladies and gentlemen!

  2. Giraffe said, on October 21, 2014 at 15:27

    Apparently his lame-duckitude started about a year ago?

    I’m happy that he is happy playing golf. Competence and ambition would be more dangerous than his bumbling apathy.

    But it’s entertaining that the one they called the messiah isn’t honored in his own town.

    • Doom said, on October 21, 2014 at 16:39

      Meh, even Christ, honestly, wasn’t honored in His home town.

      I will debate whether Zero has ambitious. Competence, of course, he obviously lacks. Which leads, inexorably, to a golf course… where he doesn’t need to even publish his card. It isn’t even just him. He surrounded himself with people just like him. What they can’t get obviously wrong they can certainly fumble. They have taken failure to the most absurd of artistic pinnacles.

      For it, if there is any power in historic revisionism in the next hundred years, he, and they, will merely be forgotten. Though, I personally have my doubts about it. If they are generous, and he and hin are remembered, historians will make it posthumous, but they will vivisect the man and his henchmen… politically, and in many other ways. He will replace Humpty Dumpty. But without pity or the generosity of sympathy given to H. D.


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