Rollin' Like Sisyphus

Holy Hannah

Posted in The Fail Pail by Huckleberry on March 17, 2015
There are three layers of confluence here. Tell me the universe isn't designed so that I may laugh in your face.

There are three layers of confluence here. Tell me the universe isn’t designed so that I may laugh in your face.

I can’t even begin to count the ways in which actual existence is funnier than any humorous fiction could hope to be.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mitt “The Stormin’ Mormon” Romney vs Evander “The Real Deal” Holyfield:

But instead of another campaign, Romney is jumping into the ring — an actual boxing ring — with ex-heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield, a Romney aide confirmed on Monday. “It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious,” Romney told the Salt Lake Tribune. Romney, 68, will suit up and face the 52-year-old retired boxer for a charity event in Salt Lake City on May 15. But don’t expect a knockout, Romney said the pair will “spar around a little bit,” assuring that “it won’t be much of a fight.”

So it’ll be like all of The Stormin’ Mormon’s campaigns, then?

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  1. El Borak said, on March 18, 2015 at 04:44

    Tell me the universe isn’t designed

    Well played, indeed.


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