Rollin' Like Sisyphus

Good Music Friday

Posted in Good Music Friday by Huckleberry on June 19, 2015

I can’t even think up any gimmick with which to illustrate how motherfucking quick this motherfucking week went motherfucking by.
Motherfucking Friday.
Here we go.
At this very moment Our Simple Affirmative Action President is handjobbing all of the hipsters in the area just a few miles south of Casa de Huckleberry, a little too close for comfort if I do say so myself. Threat Condition ROMAN HOLIDAY remains in full effect until this provocation subsides, needless to say.
In the news, I note that Moe Howard Jr.* was specifically looking to create himself a race war, and his roommate knew about it for months, to the point where the roommate hid Moe Howard Jr.’s gun until his woman, the roommates woman, convinced the roommate to give the gun back to Moe Howard Jr., because the roommate was on probation.
A week later, Moe Howard Jr. shoots up a bible study group.
The real lesson here is don’t listen to women.**
So far, no race war is any more imminent than it was 48 hours ago, but it’s early yet. The Black Community insists it’s equal parts “angry” and “tired” and “beside itself” but the fact that nothing is on fire yet is encouraging.
Of course the usual ghouls are rattling the same tired sabers about gun control and total confiscation and how awful the South is and ZOMG!!!1! the roads are named after Confederate Generals! And blah blah blah, because nothing better reveals a person to be a rational thinker than treading upon dead bodies, blathering like an emotional 12 year old girl. So whether any of this was intended or not, it’s serving its purpose with the powers that be.
So maybe Moe Howard Jr. will get his wish after all, but it won’t be tomorrow.
Have a bitchin’ weekend, and get ‘em in.
* Nickname courtesy of El B

Song Selection

Big Empty
Stone Temple Pilots
Atlantic Records | 1994


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  1. El Borak said, on June 19, 2015 at 11:32

    In the transracial spirit of Rachel Dolezal I present the awesomest #WrongSkin I could find, a masterful combination of white guilt and cultural appropriation, and one that once almost made my elderly aunt shit her pants because her nephew was listening to punk rock and he was always such a nice boy and why the hell is the cat on fire?

    I feel beneath the white there is a red skin suffering from centuries of taming! Yeah!

    • Huckleberry said, on June 19, 2015 at 13:32

      and why the hell is the cat on fire?

      You were into public service at an early age I see.

      I feel beneath the white there is a red skin suffering from centuries of taming

      So brave.

  2. Giraffe said, on June 19, 2015 at 13:19

    Love the STP. Have a good one.

  3. El Borak said, on June 19, 2015 at 13:23

    BTW, you need to add this to your Angela Merkel collection.

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