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Fuck You, It’s January – Trump 2016 Edition

Posted in A Chronicle Of Decline by Huckleberry on January 27, 2016

So the 2016 presidential election cycle, which started sometime around Thanksgiving of 2014, has already exhausted even the most ardent political hounds, forced several candidates to the flee the race, and has everyone gaming out how it’s “all but over” without a single vote as yet cast. That comes Monday evening, where we see a brief snapshot of the race that is entirely inhibited by the caucus system, and therefore tells you nothing meaningful at all.
But some delegates get apportioned out, so Go America.
As for Trump, there is something odd happening. People I know who’ve never given two shits about politics or voting are all in on the Trump Train. My brother-in-law, for example. He’s never voted for a thing in his life, never paid attention because he never really gave a shit. But he’s all in on Trump, registered and ready to vote, in the primary even. This is true of a few others as well. I get Trump’s appeal for them – plainspoken toughtalk. I get the appeal on a broader level, to an extent – middle finger to The Establishment, to The Cucks, to the idea that they were really going to foist a third Bush upon us – yet I’m not going to support the feckless sack of shit any more than I would any of the other feckless sacks of shit in the race. There are a lot of people, many of whom should know better, who are taking Trump at his word, when all of this is an application of strategic marketing to unserved constituency.
But make no mistake. The very second that the market shifts and it becomes profitable to fire on the nationalists and the anti-Cucks and the Red Pill Window Licker Brigade, that motherfucker isn’t going to flinch before pulling the trigger. In the abstract, let’s say Trump is the next Simple Affirmative Action President. Mexico’s not paying us to build a wall. We’re not building a wall. Trump is going to strike a deal with Mexico that’ll be such a great deal, we’ll end up paying them to continue taking their human refuse indefinitely.
Say what you want about the ART OF THE DEAL – it don’t mean shit if you don’t have it in writing, and for Trump, even that doesn’t matter.
As a practical matter, though, I can’t shake the feeling that the true conspiracy is playing out near flawlessly.
Follow me for a second.
IF Trump wins the GOP nomination, I will be absolutely convinced that the fix is in. Then, come October, some nefarious Trump skeleton will tumble out of the closet* and upend his campaign and his longtime pal of a Democratic persuasion will cruise to an easy victory.
I don’t know.
I’ve seen the future, and it’s basically 100 neo-feudal fiefdoms, from sea to shining sea, so stick that in your craw and call it macaroni.


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  1. El Borak said, on January 27, 2016 at 13:36

    I’m not on the Trump Train yet, though I have (lots of) family that is all in. But I have to say I am entertained. The only thing better would to see Magic Mike Bloomberg talking about creationalism in the schools and spending a billion dollars on TV ads* in an independent campaign.

    This is a wake. So let’s have some fun with it!

    * not one of which I’d see. My habits lie elsewhere

  2. doomdigit said, on January 27, 2016 at 19:33

    I just like how certain issues can actually be discussed now because of Trump–that’s it. I think Christians who are on the Trump train really need to think about King Saul.

    • Huckleberry said, on February 2, 2016 at 12:34

      I agree, but if it weren’t Trump it would’ve been someone else. Trump isn’t out front on this; he’s recognizing where a sizable segment of the currently disenfranchised are headed and he’s playing our tune.

  3. Doom said, on January 27, 2016 at 21:57

    No doubts. I don’t trust any of them, it is merely that Trump is far more entertaining at the moment. Whether legit, or trouble, I don’t think this government can be trusted to run elections straight, or anything else at this point. Cruz, Trump, or anyone else, all just people… all can be and probably have been gotten to. Don’t put your faith in politics, though attempt to cripple it, and the rest will work out if you succeed.

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