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Good Music Friday

Posted in Good Music Friday by Huckleberry on December 16, 2016

Christmas is coming out of the night like a Tomahawk missile fired off the USS Providence hundreds of miles off-shore – out of sight, out of mind until it hits you out of nowhere. Perhaps, if you’re truly unfortunate, you’ll have a handful of seconds to discover it incoming, clench up like the world’s about to dissolve all around you, with just enough breathing room to realize that this was no accident; it was gunning for you the entire breadth of its life.
Christmas, comin’ in hot.
I am looking forward to it, though. And not just because I have 13 days off from Christmas Eve on through to the nascent 2017; I’m happy for Christmas because for once I feel like I’m ahead of the game here. All the presents are begotten; all the decorations are up; the wife got the Christmas cards out on time for once, and she made her batch of egg nog a week early instead of the day before, so I’m actually relishing it for once.
You know, until Our Simple Affirmative Action President lobs missiles at Vladivostok BECAUSE HACKS, kicking off DUBYA DUBYA TREE. Someone wants y’all to know just three things only: the election was HACKED (nevermind how) by the RUSSIANS (nevermind how) and Hillary WOULD’VE WON (nevermind how). Someone in the CIA has leaked this idea to the press, who with a dearth of any meaningful details insists the this is a matter of gravest concern, and something needs to be done about it RIGHT FUCKING NOW because in the face of this, the fact that Donald Trump even continues to breath is an insult to the FOUNDING FATHERS YOU GUYS.
Nevermind that it’s all sourced anonymously from just the CIA, backed with coordinated concern trolling from Our Simple Affirmative Action President and the remnants of the Clinton campaign.
Nevermind that those anonymous sources can’t say what explicitly was hacked, how it was hacked, and/or how that hacking decisively threw the race to Trump at the expense of Clinton.
Nevermind that other intelligence officials – willing to go on record – insist that there is no corroborating evidence of anything being hacked beyond the DNC (which we knew in June), Podesta’s Gmail account (which we knew in August) and (probably) Hillary’s homebrew bathtub server system (which we knew years ago).
Nevermind that the CIA refuses to give any committee of Congress a briefing on these “findings” despite repeated requests in the past week.
Because none of this was about that.
It’s all about fomenting doubt and discord while delegitimizing the incoming President all the while providing a pretense to start the shit with Russia they all thought they’d have four years to accomplish, as well as giving themselves an explanation for their losses beyond the obvious recognition that they, collectively and individually, suck ass through a Dixie straw.
So on Monday we’ll see if a block of Faithless Electors emerge to swing the race to Clinton, to someone else, or to the House of Representatives, thereby kicking off Civil War 2.1.0. We’ll see if the soft coup that the media and the psychotics (but I repeat myself) clamor for takes place at “Republican Capitals” around the country; we’ll also see how deep Soros money runs if and when pressed to fund the gayer half of the next Civil War.
I’m guessing not deep enough.
Anyway, that’s about all I got.
I’m out.
Have a great weekend y’all.
Get ‘em in.


Run, Run Rudolph
We Wish you a Metal Xmas and a Headbangin’ New Year
Lemmy Kilmister, Billy Gibbons, Dave Grohl
Armoury Records | 2008


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  1. El Borak said, on December 16, 2016 at 13:25

    Every time I hear Lemmy’s voice I start looking around, half expecting Hunter Hearst Helmsley to pop in and give me a Pedigree.

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